Lady Gaga's Edge of GLORY Holographic Set is HEAVEN

I went to Gaga's workshop at Barney's NYC on Saturday. It was amazing. Reminded me a modern day version of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. It was so great. Everything was super expensive. I really wanted the Swarovski Crystal tea cup, but it was $695.00.

I sufficed my craving for "Everything Gaga" with the Deborah Lippmann Limited Edition Edge of Glory 3D Holographic Nail Polish Set.

Yes! Two birds with one stone. My nail polish addiction and Gaga.

Here are a few photos of the nail polish in action. It went on amazingly smooth with one coat of each. I got a vacuum packed Gaga t-shirt and the Barney's bags and packaging. I suggest you get over there if you can. It's an amazing place.

25% of all Sales goes to the Born this Way Foundation.

Happy Thanksgiving with the Greatest Nails Ever!!!!

Thank you, Thank you Thank you.. Lynnderella for existing.

Lynn makes the most amazing polishes ever. I just received my first order and I am uberly impressed beyond belief. The photos I have seen do not do these polishes justice in person. I didn't realize that behind all the gorgeous glitter goodness is a shimmery sheer layer of polish. It's not just clear. It shimmers and shines.

I am wearing OPI Unripened with Lynnderella The Glittering Crowd over it. This is only one coat of the most amazing glitter ever. 16 colors and over 100 different types of glitter in hexagon, square, bar & round glitter of all sizes. (This blows Opi Rainbow Connection & everyone else who tries to duplicate it waaaay out of the water.)

I am more then impressed.

Ooh and Happy Thanksgiving.

I hardly ate dinner because I couldn't stop staring at my manicure.

P.S. If Lynn sees this, I hope to aspire to be just like you one day. You are truly an inspiration on making dreams come true.

Do you see the gorgeous multi-colored glitters in these.
Click them to make them full-size. It's sooo worth it.

KISS Kruise Krazy!!

KISS Kruise 2011

Just got back from the 1st Inaugural KISS Kruise.

3 Shows including one acoustic and two in full make-up. They did 25 songs they haven't performed in decades. Amazing Experience.

I can tell ya more now... but my head is still spinning. I just got home.

My Twilight Zone Dream

THE TWILIGHT ZONE.......


So, my sister, Christie and I are at a kinda dog park. It was like an Animal Playground. And there are all sorts of animals. Cats and Dogs. And there all soo playful. And all keep coming up to us to throw a ball.. and play catch, wanted us to go for a walk. There was even a water park. There was this cat who was in the water swimming with us. The cutest kitten. I kept saying to my sister.. wow.. Cats normally don't swim.. this place is great. Soo the little kitten would swim out.. then back again. Then want us to pet her and play with her. There was this other cat.. that wanted to play.. fetch. Which I found odd. But we would throw a ball. He would go get it.. and bring it back....

Another person came up and said.. You want to come to the other side of the park.. the animals are putting on a play and want us to watch. They want you to come. Afterwards we will play some more. We agreed to go.. but not before going on this huuuge water slide. Sooo Me and my sister and a bunch of dogs.. went up and down this water slide a few times.. I remember climbing the steps and being out of breath.. saying to the dog.. I don't think I can climb up that much more....the dog nuzzled me with his nose.. and told me to keep going. This is when my sister says.. What is that....?

I said.. what.. she say.. on that play mat. Now we are on the top of the steps.. and look down to the ground level.. and there is a big play mat down there.. for the animals to play on. and there in huge letters... I see it for the first time. www Humans R Our Pets Dot Com. And me and my sister scream...

Noooooooooooooooo!!!!

We were being used.. the pets were actually holding us as the Pets. We were the Pets. Then all of sudden.. we are walking down the stairs.. and there is a Boa Constrictor... wrapping around my head. He wanted to play too.

Noooooooooo!!! I heard scary music.. and the dream was over.


Trippy... huh???

MY Chocolate Holo FrankenPolish

Sooo. I am obsessed with nail polish. I literally think about it 24/7 What the heck is wrong with me? Well a few months ago, I started experimenting and making my own polishes. I have made several different colors and formula's.

I mixed a sprinkle of holographic powder with a dark brown polish, mixed in a little black. Shake it shake it shake.. and came up with this... Chocolate Brown.

I named it Brown Sugar after my beloved Stones. Do ya like....??

I suddenly got a hankering for some Chocolate Ice Cream with Rainbow Sprinkles.

My Little, Big Brother Story

Now that tonight is Finale Night.... I figured I would finally post my experience with the Open Casting Call.

*My words are not intended to offend any ones race, age or gender or creed...... I was just speaking off the cuff.

I met so many wonderful people this day. At least two of them I really thought would be considered for the show.

Oooh well.. here goes...

My Big Brother Story...

Yes, Big Brother. I waited over 4 hours.. ack. and got two minutes.

I got there around 1:20pm. And there was perhaps 20 people waiting in the room. When I First walked in I saw this crazy looking guy with long wavy brown hair and red eyeglasses. He was whispering to his mother and completely going over what he was going to say with his mother. She was like his coach and looked exactly like him only 30 years older... (Turns out I see this guy (Name is Sex) on "So you think you can Dance" a few months later and almost fell off the sofa...) everyone kept giving him strange looks as they were filling out there applications.

I, on the other hand was prepared. It took me weeks to finish my application. But nonetheless people were sitting there filling it out with No.2 Pencils on the spot, at the last minute.

I met a few cool chicks from Long Island, a few other nice girls from Brooklyn. A bunch of male and female models. (Real models not like Amber.. haha) and this really cool body builder dude from Queens. I seriously thought I would see him on the show. He was so unique and cool looking. I met a bunch of people that were afraid of drug testing. LOL A few were lying about there criminal records and a few others that... were from out of town and just happened to stumble upon it and figured they would try out.

So this goes on all day. People come out either happy or upset that it didn't go very well. There was a few news stations there and reporters interviewing us from the NY Times. Even Ethan and Jenna from Survivor showed up to see what was going on.


Finally, its my turn..... after all these hours... of sitting on the floor of this gymnasium.

I am standing outside the room waiting for the the girl before me..


Oooh and she got a 20 interview.

But I'm not actually sure if it really was a woman.. she/he looked like a tranny. She was African American.. and had really bad skin.. and false eyelashes that u could see the glue so bad, I don't know how they didn't fall off, fishnet stockings.. with huuuuge fishnet holes.. not the normal little diamonds.... with exposed garter belts with blue bows, red underwear i may add.. (thank god she was wearing it...) a corset style top... and big hair.. topped off by clear high, high, high heeled hooker shoes. Well, i hear them laughing in there.... for like 15 minutes.... as I'm next up for my interview..... its now 7:15pm. the whole thing is over at 8pm.

This butch looking production person.. goes into the room with me at the same moment.. and says to the interviewers.. "You need to see 40 people in 40 minutes.. Speed it up!!" Figures they do this right before my turn.. so now there all scrambling and nervous. And I of course only get two minutes... The guy says.. "Oooh great!!" .. and seems to rush immediately.. he was making this gesture like give me your application.. and I'm trying to get it out of the Manila envelope.. and he grabs it.. right out of my hand and I said.. "I am not sure what pictures you want. (I had more then one.). He says.. "This is fine." and throws it all in a big cluster fuck pile. which is 3 feet high. Great!!! They will never review that.


I thought the butch looking woman.. and the guy running the camera and
the interview looked very familiar.... i think i have seen them before... on another set... perhaps...

Anyway.. he asks who I am.. I state my name, tell him I'm from Caldwell, NJ.. and he says.. "Oooh a very good friend of mine is from Caldwell.. I know it very well.." and I look at him.. and arch my head and say.. "Is it me??" and he laughs.. and says "No...!"

Then he asked me... "What makes me so special and why I stand out from the rest..." and I didn't know what to say.. blank. Deer in the headlights. haha Well for a moment at least...

said.. "Well, I live a pretty interesting life.. people live vicariously through me. "What did you do over the weekend..." is what I hear everyday... Who did you meet this time.. haha"

Then I told them I worked for the Howard Stern Show.. and again the guy said.. "Reaaaally.. what year??" I said told him. and he said "My very best friend KC Armstrong works for the show.. "and i said, "Yeah, he started working there after i left..." and again he said "Ooooh...." LOL

I told them I did a little acting... cause I didn't know what to say.. then i thought.. oooh thats pretty bad.. they probably don't want that.. so i said.. nothing special.. I had two small speaking roles...

Then I proceeded to tell them I was on SNL in November... and that Ludacris spilled a whole tray of drinks on me... on LIVE TV. I even did the little Ludacris dance.. like he did.. when he backed into me.. not sure if they were laughing... at this point I'm just rambling on.. cause I'm nervous..... and think i already said too much.. (in fact i am remembering what i said.. as i type this.. forgot alot of this up till now...LOL) then i told them... I was a season ticket holder for the NY Rangers.. and that we clinched the other night.. and i was at the game.. and that I took my mom and it was only the second game she ever went too..... then I told them I had a very small close-knit family.. that it was just me and my mom and sis..... (don't remember if i told
them my father died when i was 4 or not...) but know i told them I lived in my house since I was 4 years old....

Anyway.. they said.. "Thank you that was great...."

and then the girl who was in the room with the guy said.. "Soo how is Howard in real life..??" and by that time... the gay guy who was to follow me.. already walked in... and I sorta rambled off that he was nice but quiet.. and left...the room


How the hell are they gonna remember me between.. the tranny and the
gay albino guy with the heavy Virginia accent??

Doubtful. Turns out I was right.

Haha

Anyway.. here I am... with a fun experience... and I can say I was there. I did it. I tried.


I also... well... Failed. haha "It's soooo Frustrating."

"The End"

Best Raspberry Nail Polish Ever!!

I am thinking of changing my blog to a Nail Blog cause it seems like the thing I do the most. LOL.

Here is an amazing color... that I am completely obsessed with. Its 2 coats of Petites Craze 555 over some random purple for better coverage.

I am leaving for LBI - Long Beach Island in a little bit. Its 103 degrees and rising.. Too Hot to do anything.... but wish me luck.